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iPhone

IPHONE!

Summary at the bottom)

Alot of people have allegedly fought against the iPhone as a product, a phone, or just as a luxury product. For some reason (which i will be explaining later on in this article) I Might be the best candidate to judge how iPhones, No matter what is said or done, is the best phone existing in the planet.

I walked into virgin megastore that day, insisting on the fact that i want an iphone. EVERYONE stood against me, regardless of the fact that i’m the geek they run to for technical help in anything. I stood in front of the counter and said… I want it. The person attending to the cashier at that moment was my friend (M.K.) who emphasized on the fact that the iphone you are about to buy does not come with a warranty, or even a guarantee that it will work as soon as it comes out of the box. Yet, me being a stubborn technical jordanian geek, i insisted and looked at the rebellious acts of my friends as a challenge that i should conquer….. basically, “How could i be so wrong?”….. egotistical? maybe… but at the end of the day…. i still wanna prove my point .. which i actually did… technically… my iPhone proved its self to the world.

As soon as i buy the iphone.. i turn into gadgety mode… fiddling around with the device endless hours…… Evidently i realized that i was able to do so much more with that phone than any other phone i ever had,.. then again i do own a mac…. which makes things even more easier.

Concert Night
Me and my friends decided to use the phone as a replacement to glow stick as to entertain the surrounding crowd with moving light :S…. how silly are we humans :S…… Anyways…. so as a random stranger gets really amused with the “moving light” she jumps at me while I’m still in action… swinging her hands out for a very strong hung.. except slapping the phone of my hand… (keeping in mind she is really short) … evidently, the phone summersaults vertically above us, just like one of those Captain Majed scenes. and decides to land straight under a girls heels who wasn’t a hooker, but still wanted to use such named products.. With the girls surprise… she decides to take a step back to look for the phone and lands her foot heels first into the screen.. The cracking sound was stronger than the bass in that hard trance night. or maybe that was just my heart ripping its self away before i do it….

I took the phone back and realized the screen was functional except the theme automatically changed into black… believe it or not… So that being the highlight of the night….. i take my a cab that decided to move before i sat down and the phone slipped off my hand, under the wheel and … TADA… sushi was made. Screaming my way out….i pick up the phone… and to my amazement…… the screen was back to normal……. ignoring the physical damage that happened to the aluminum blah blah case.

The Gig
Early morning, my phone decides to look at me and point the middle finger and say…. “i just don’t feel like working today…. ASSHOLE!”….. Punishment time…. i format…. restore…. jailbreak,,, and unlock again…. worked like a charm….

A while goes through while i was investigating the new features of OS3.0, installing uninstalling… deleting…. deleting…. deleting…… deleting……. why THE HEL didn’t it delete :S…. so i restarted the computer…. (since i used to be PC believer….. that was the first trial to a solution for any system running windows).. and then the phone loads up and says…

“I said i didn’t feel like working…. so now i’m gonna take away everything from u”….. poof….. all icons gone…….

So after endless hours of trying to fix my phone.. the sleep/power-off button decided to say…. FUCK U…. i aint getting pressed…… so me being the geek that i am… i go full-on operational mode…. and bring that phone down to its smallest pieces….. BUTTON FIXED…. REFORMATTED… UNLOCKED…. JAIL-BROKEN… its free…… I WIN…. IPHONE LOOSE…

but noooooooooooooo…….. iphones are so stubborn that when they don’t want to work….. they will do what ever it takes to have that happen….. even if it involves suicide… such as drowning in the toilet seat BEFORE IT WAS USED…. which evidently was the case…

That was the final act… its over its done… i went on with my life…. and so did *sob* – R.I.P. iRis! …….

On my way back home from Plastik…… i decided to give my phone a CPR… (and no there was no picture on the phone that i was trying to make out with SINCE IT WASNT WORKING!!!! )…….. and plug it to my laptop…….

TADA….. it worked….. it finally did…… back to its normal life….. as if it never drowned……

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